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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 13:23
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dana White names the only fighter Jon Jones ever ducked and it’s not Tom Aspinall - Bloody Elbow
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
The "F1" Reviews Are In - Dark Horizons
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times
No way
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Turning carbon dioxide into fuel just got easier, thanks to acid bubbles - Tech Xplore
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Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Rocket Report: Northrop backs Firefly and names its rocket; Xodiac will fly no more - Ars Technica
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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